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Late Night Boyfriend Theater
Muted Real
This is how the conversation went, pretty much verbatim:

(I tremble slightly)
Boy: What was that?
Me: A shiver... (pause) ...me timbers!
Boy: How did I know you were going to say that?
Me: Because I'm a pirate? Arrrrrrr!
Boy: I thought you were a vampire.
Me: I'm a pirate vampire!
Boy: A vampirate?
Me: Blarrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And then I was mightily satisfied by the exchange and laughed.

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