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Thank Goodness Someone Contacted Me!
The Baldwin Sister
wilowisp
Apparently, an individual both wizened and concerned by the name of Dicky Mary felt the need to email me. Seems that Dicky Mary knows what lonely women do on the farm, and under no circumstances should I let them go! I can only imagine what could have happened if I had allowed my scores of lonely womens to wander off to the many local farms in my area. Thank you, Dicky Mary, for averting this tragedy! I will eagerly await the next important bulletin on how to keep my lonely womens' dignity intact!

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No, we certainly can't have lonely women planting gardens or, heavens, raising livestock, now can we?

Not without the guidance of a strong, masculine, heterosexual male! Who knows what shenanigans may occur!?

Thanks. I needed that. Work is super stressful, and it is amazing how much better I felt after a laugh at your post.

My dry wit is forever at your service.

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